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ur momma jokes or any jokes are welcome
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| mattatastic |
Date: Sunday, 15 Jun 08, 6:01 AM | Message # 1 |
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Your mommas so fat the when she swims in the ocean that the whales sing we are familly |
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| Swifix |
Date: Sunday, 15 Jun 08, 6:12 AM | Message # 2 |
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Ur mum is soo ugly she went into a haunted house, and came out with an application form  beat tht 1 dude, thats soo easy to think of and it just beat urs pmsl jkin
ur 1 is great like, i was creased.....
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| Hunt |
Date: Sunday, 15 Jun 08, 6:03 PM | Message # 3 |
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ok ok your momma is soo fat she puts mayonnaise on her asprin!! |
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| Swifix |
Date: Sunday, 15 Jun 08, 6:04 PM | Message # 4 |
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LOL, that sounds like exactly my mum..!!
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| mattatastic |
Date: Monday, 16 Jun 08, 6:00 PM | Message # 5 |
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ur mommas so fat that shes fat |
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| Hunt |
Date: Monday, 16 Jun 08, 6:49 PM | Message # 6 |
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lol TRUE LOL JK |
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| Swifix |
Date: Tuesday, 17 Jun 08, 1:17 PM | Message # 7 |
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hahahaaa :L!
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| mattatastic |
Date: Thursday, 19 Jun 08, 9:47 PM | Message # 8 |
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heres a list of some funny momma jokes pick one thats ur favorite and reply Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide
Yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets
Yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock
Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she makes the world look like the size of numbers
Yo momma so fat when she dressed in red every body sang hey ho kolaid.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat when she wears red the neighborhood kids shout "Koolaid! Koolaid!"
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat the bitch is just FAT.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale!
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors my fav is --> Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! |
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| jamiesteam |
Date: Friday, 27 Jun 08, 9:45 PM | Message # 9 |
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yo momma so fat she sat down and said to her self "oh what a treat to see all of you"
yo momma so fat she found out that she couldn't fit through her door so she got a chain saw to cut her way out.
Yo momma's so fat that when she got her foot to touch her nipple she can't bend for one meter lol
yo momma is so fat that she tried to take her bike out but she knew that if she peddled she would fall off it.
yo momma so fat that she don't have to use her legs to walk she can bounce all the way to the next town Say what you think of my jokes,:) |
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| mattatastic |
Date: Saturday, 28 Jun 08, 9:16 PM | Message # 10 |
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looks good +rep for u |
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| Swifix |
Date: Monday, 07 Jul 08, 8:53 AM | Message # 11 |
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LMFAO Nice 1 Man..!! i Can do better tho, i just cnt b bothered ;)
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| mattatastic |
Date: Tuesday, 08 Jul 08, 6:09 AM | Message # 12 |
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LOLCAKES raiden you should be bothered by it cause ur CEO OF THIS CLAN lol
but really post some jokes PPL i <3 TIs C|/\n its uber leet |
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| Swifix |
Date: Wednesday, 09 Jul 08, 1:09 AM | Message # 13 |
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Im a busy man  hey anyways matt hows u doing..?
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| Drastic |
Date: Friday, 11 Jul 08, 6:23 PM | Message # 14 |
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Your momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, a skittle poped out.
Your momma's so dumb she was hit by a parked car.
Your momma's so ugly she makes blind people cry. The joy ='] Dont take any of these offencivly guys! Love from Drastic XD lol jkz
-Xg Drastic |
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| mattatastic |
Date: Friday, 11 Jul 08, 7:40 PM | Message # 15 |
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lol nicce drastic you mamma's so fat that she needs a crane to take her away from the doenut store |
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